How To Spot The "Creepy Guy" On #Twitter ...
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's Awesome Applesauce: Charles Quevedo
Ladies, have you ever gone on Twitter and chatted with a guy who just seemed a little bit off? Your "sixth sense" kicks in and tells you that something isn't right about this guy. It might be what he says in his tweets, the photos he posts, who he follows (and who follows him), or just his profile pic in general.
If somebody has some of the following traits, he may be the "creepy guy" on Twitter:
1) Strange "Twitter" handle. A screen name says a lot about a person's personality and/or intentions. If you see a guy with a strange name (with "sexual" overtones) like @FappingToYourPic, @YouWetForMeYet, @IUse3Fingers, @JustSwallowIt, etc. ... then alarms should be going off in your head. This should tell you immediately that the guy is a potential perv.
2) Weird profile pic. The profile pic also says a lot about a person. Any profile pic that is just totally bizarre and defies explaination -- A pic of himself with his shirt off and his eyes are bulging out of his eye sockets like a deranged mental patient. A pic that is almost "pitch black" dark and his facial details CAN'T be made out (as if he's hiding something). A pic that looks like it was his prison mug shot. A pic where a circus clown is sitting on the guy's lap (and the clown doesn't look too happy). Basically, beware of any guy whose profile pic shows him with a crazed lustful look in his eyes and drool literally streaming from the corner of his mouth and down his chin.
3) Posts of bizarre photos. Individuals like to post photos of themselves and of what's happening in their lives (usually through "TwitPic", "TweetPhoto", or some other photo sharing service) along with their "tweets". Photos of himself in his very own homemade dungeon with naked mannequins (posed in sexual positions) in the background. Photos of headless plastic dolls hanging from his chandelier. Photos of himself posing with a young female (especially when he appears too touchy-feely). Also, "stalker photos" of his Twitter friends (which looks like they were shot with a "zoom lens" from across the street of their houses, his friends unaware that their pictures were being taken). Take all these as bad signs.
4) Creepy tweets. The creepy guy constantly talks "dirty" to somebody on Twitter ... and that somebody is himself. Mentions that his favorite hobby is shaving cats completely bald. Mentions that he watches "To Catch A Predator" and takes notes on how NOT to get caught. Asks females if he can "hit it" after 5 minutes of tweeting with them. Asks females to lick their lips in a sexy way. He repeats your "tweets" (copying your tweets, word for word, exactly the way you typed them out earlier). Tells females that he knows their home addresses and that he'll be right over with a 6-pack of Budweiser and a box of Trojans. These should all be indicators of a creepy guy.
5) He's following weird people (and weird people following back). Ever heard the phrase, "Birds of a feather flock together"? Creepy guys usually become friends with other creepy guys on social networking sites and form some kind of unofficial "creepy guy" club. If you see the guy "following" somebody who's into weird kind of hobbies or fetishes, then odds are that the guy is, too. Be sure to check who the creepy guy is associating with on Twitter.
Keep an eye out for the
"Creepy Guy"!
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