Dear #JerseyShore's Sammi ... just walk away

I've been attempting to analyze the cultural significance of Jersey Shore, (which is currently MTV's biggest hit, and to date has smashed records all across North America) and all I received was a weird psychoanalysis of who I was via the character of "Sammi."

Pre- TNTML, I fell in love. Third time in my 25 years, but this one was the worst ... to say I was Sammi was the biggest understatement of the century. Click here to watch some free Jersey Shore action, but yeah - if you've seen the episodes, for one, notice how Snookie and J-Wow purse their lips, and stroke their hair during episode 5 ... stroking of the hair; NUMBER ONNEEEEEEE thing chicks do to appease their nerves when they're lying .... these girls are caught red handed doing it on the "Letter" episode ... bottom line, it's rechid. From walking in those shoes, you don't want to hate that person (in this case, Ronnie) - because that further perpetuates your relationship with said individual, but wtf do you do about it?!?! I labeled it as love. But I assure you, this isn't Carrie and Mr. Big - it's not only not healthy, but it's not going to go anywhere .... just walk away .... just walk .... walk away ... Love wasn't dictated to us via some random dude with his head chopped off and frozen in a chamber for all of time. This only equates itself to an unhealthy non-existent relationship, which you my dear are all too good for. Sammi, just walk away.

#KeepItReal