#TrueBlood S03E11

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @maniacalmorgan

Spoiler alert! I will be discussing Season 3, Episode 11.

Ughhhhhh, I have nooooo idea how they are going to wrap everything up in just one more episode. Season 3 is completely bonkers. I don't even know where to start...

How about Sam Merlot? Last episode we saw a glimpse of his dark past. This episode he just lets it all out. He's drunk and angry and takes it out on everyone. My question is that if Andy Bellefleur was at Merlot's, how did he let Sam be that belligerent. That seemed a little weird to me, but hey. I'm just a viewer. What do I know? Despite Sam being a total douche, he ends up having sex with Tara. Oh, and now I'm glad Tommy is going to jack all his money. That's right, I said it.

Tara is a whole different story. She's a complete mess having found out that Jason was the one that killed Eggs. She learned that Andy meant well by covering it all up. I don't know what is going through her head. She is obviously still distraught by Eggs' death and everything else that has happened to her. She's crazy. Nuff' said.

Lafayette and Jesus are having some issues. As if a gay relationship isn't hard enough, you gotta throw some bad trips and everything just falls apart. What did Lafayette see that bothered him so much? Was it something in Jesus' past that he was seeing? Or perhaps Jesus' ancestors. I feel like this part of the story is almost unnecessary. I wonder how this is going to tie in to everything.

I think Russell goes an entire episode without killing someone. That's impressive. His thirst for power let him get fooled by Eric into stepping out into the sunlight. And how does Eric keep Russell in the sunlight? Handcuffs. Isn't Russell 2,000 years older than Eric? Couldn't he just drag Eric's ass back inside? Either way, I think Eric is going to make it through this. He drank Sookie's blood last, therefor would have the longest protection from the sun. We'll see next week though, won't we.

Sookie and Bill are having definite trust issues. And now, Sookie thinks Bill is throwing her to the wolves. She's quick to jump to conclusions, not realizing that both Eric and Bill are trying to save her. I think this whole Faerie thing is going to go more in depth. It has to. IT JUST HAS TO!

Despite the whole magic ritual, Arlene is still pregnant. She woke up with her nether regions soaked in blood and thought that the ritual had worked. I think the blood is a sign that her baby is going to be evil murdered. A baby born from blood... sounds like Dexter, doesn't it?

Jason Stackhouse. Is Crystal just using him to help her family? And what is with all the incest in that family. Crystal is all kinds of messed up. Then again Jason is too stupid to realize what he's in for. Props to Ryan Kwanten for playing that role so well! I kind of have beef with the whole were-panther thing. Werewolves, were-panthers.... what's next? Were-squirrels? Seriously though... 

Jessica and Hoyt sitting in a tree... I am happy that these two are together. I really hated that annoying girl he was dating. I don't even care what her name is. She's crazy and annoying. And we see that Hoyt's mom was behind that. Go Hoyt, do what's going to make you happy. I do have to say he's pretty ballsy though. Right after Jessica tells him that she accidentally murdered someone by draining them, he offers himself to feed from. Really dude? Let's just hope she really did learn to not drain people. Otherwise, you're pretty screwed.

Season 3 finale Sunday! Look for a review next week.