Saintpepsi (There will be blood) Randombling

 #TalkNerdyToMeLover's  @saintpepsi

I was on Youtube a long time tonight, Far longer than anyone should ever be on Youtube. However, I came across Philip DeFranco who has the best theme song ever.  He put forth this query... If vampires cry blood because their tears can't be made from water, do their orgasims also come from blood. This got me to thinking about such an implication.  This would mean any bodily function would have to be supplied with blood where water would have been available. Also you see vampires eat right?  Does that just sit in them or do they use blood as kinda an old fashioned toilet where you had to pour the water in yourself and it all comes out as a bloody disgusting mess.   Considering a human's body is made up of like 70 percent water.  Well you do the math.  Do they pee blood when they have to go considering they do have to drink a lot of fluids? Do they have a seal and if they drink too much too early does breaking that seal make it harder to keep drinking?  Would their ejaculate be blood? That would be just about as messy as period sex. They seem to move really fast and if that tires them out it, would be safe to assume their bodies might need to sweat.  Would they be glistening in spots of blood?  If their mouth was all sorts of dry would they spit blood?  If they got nervous about going to the vampire ball would they get blood pimples?  So many questions thanks to that damned true blood show.  Of course you can't worry about details like that because really it just wouldn't make for good TV.  Sometimes the details of things just shouldn't be argued or even thought about.  Like adding in real science to any science fiction show.  If your breaking the show down that much it stops being an escape for fun and starts being an annoying hassle.  Take Harry Potter for instance in the Goblet of Fire when he summons his broom... I mean really that was like a whole school away.  I have to be within a hundred feet for my car to unlock when I hit the button. You just have to believe. Faith in the unknown.  We need to stop trying to dissect all these things and just accept that it's this way and theres nothing we can do about it now so why argue.  

Side bar this applies to Evolution and Creationist more than anyone else.  It happened blah blah million years ago, If neither side will ever be able to prove anything because they weren't there stop bitching about it and argue about something more practical.  Like why women always claim you did something wrong but refuse to tell you what it was because you should know. 

Also listen to this cover song it's just about the coolest song ever and you need to buy this bands music NOW!

Carolina Chocolate Drops 

Mad props to Cherry for introducing me to this band.

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