Moleskine Tales of #Suspense
A short excerpt from the pages of…
#TalkNerdyToMeLover’s @geekovertravel
I’ve always wanted to visit Monaco ever since I saw the movie, To Catch a Thief, by Alfred Hitchcock starring Cary Grant and Grace Kelly. So I took a night train from Barcelona and arrived in Nice (pronounced nees) very early around five in the morning. My hostel, called La Belle Meuniere, was not opened yet so I walked down to the beach and took a nap. Did I tell you the beach was not sandy at all? It was all rocks and more sharp rocks. Anyway, when I woke up, to my surprise there was a nude woman tanning right next to me… and to my left another nude woman was tanning. Either I’m in heaven or I’m at a nude beach. So to fit in, I took my shirt off. That’s it….
…hostel is nice. It looked like a mansion. I roomed with two guys from England and one of them had the strongest accent ever. Like if Monty Python spoke Chinese. They invited me to go to the beach in which I declined. I was hungry and I figured I could see more nudity…
…and she was from Sweden. She was very cool and we talked a lot about dancing and the cool places to check out since I’ll be in Stockholm next week. It was around three in the morning and those two guys haven’t come back yet. Cool. More alone time with the Swedish girl but she was asleep. Oh well. But you wouldn’t believe what happened when I woke up to go to the bathroom. Her bed was close to mine (very close) so I would have to climb over her. It would have been simple since I have some athletic ninja skills but for some reason her cover was down and her boobs were exposed. Big boobs! Like Playboy type boobs! So what did I do?
A) I took off my shirt and joined her under the cover.
B) I covered her up.
C) I stared at her boobs until the next morning.
D) I went back to sleep.
…!?!
The answer is D.
Definitely not A because I’m no weirdo. I couldn’t do B because what would happen if she woke up. And definitely not C because again, I’m no weirdo and I’ve seen enough nudity to cancel my Showtime cable subscription when I get home.
By the way, Monaco is beautiful!