I am so, so, sooo going to #hell

Okeeeyyyy ... so ... the guy that inspired this post ... and THIS video ...

just emailed me ... after he texted, and called me ... and uh, how could I NOT screen shot it?!?! My life is art, and uh, this is just bahhhh!!!! Going to place it right here, as I tip toe out of the room ...

*tip toe ... door slam ... car starts ... tires peel out*

1. This isn't a blog, this is a revolution.

2. YOU FRIENDED AND FOLLOW ANYONE I TELL YOU ABOUT!!! IT IS SOOOOOO WEIRDDDD!!!! Just took me a minute to figure out, as I hadn't looked at your Facebook page in a month or so.

3. Your OKCupid profile is almost IDENTICAL TO MINE!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOO CREEPPYYYYY!!!!

4. I know I'm a handful ... actually, more than a handful ... but I push people to be better than they think they are. You're a super cool human being, but dude - not gonna happen.

5. Do NOT call it the "social media thing." EVER! EVER! EVER! To someone who is so fiercely passionate about social media, and even owns the domain www.iamsocialmedia.com.

6. I really liked you, and wish you well - but I'm beating a dead horse. Go, be awesome ... I just can't handle dating a guy that adopts my weird verbage, and is somehow totally kosher with it.

#BeWell Namaste.