#OkCupid: The breakdown

 

 

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's DivideByFive

 

 

Your twitter post about creeps viewing your page too much peeked my interest. This page works on a complicated logarithm. If your a frequent browser and don't mix up your search criteria often you could look like a freak to a couple of girls. Usually the ones that are on the first few pages of your search results. No, not everyone has a memory like you and can remember every page they looked at. I've been treating this site just like a sales business. I hit it hard, follow up on leads, and try to convert. That's not to say my emails and responses are not genuine. I figure you get what you put in and I'm putting a lot of effort into meeting interesting people. My responsive ratio is about 50% and my conversion rate is about 25%. Yup, I'm a sales nerd.

Also, sales strategy is to save your best leads and return to them. Someone using this site correctly should be dropping all the people they email into their "favorites" (terrible name, may I suggest "connections"). This way all their updates show up in your feed. Unfortunately the feed is not always up to date. All too often is shows someone you emailed last night posted 4 new photos today. When in actuality they did it 4 days ago and now you look like a fuck tard for rechecking their page. You can't blame a someone for taking an interest. Their is so little info on this site that any new info is very desirable. I'd sure like to know if someones profile now says, "I like being shit on" but didn't say it last week. If I missed this info before a date it could turn into a disastrous evening. I'd like to avoid that at all costs.

Browsing anonymously
Positive: You can look at everyone's page and they wont know your are there. I hate the idea of not returning an email. I'd rather not accidentally click on someone I am not interested in only to have them email me the next day because I showed up on their visitor page.

Negative: Your visitor history is blocked if you are browsing anonymously. This only bothers me because it represent a missed opportunity. If someone has a totally complete profile but has not answered any questions I'm probably not going to see them in my results. Unfortunately OKC doesn't let you search my distance only. What if the girl of my dreams lives 5 miles away but she really hates multiple choice questions. She may end up in someone elses "quickmatch" page, go on a shitty date, and then dump the site. Thanks imaginary guy of no ones dreams.

Spare me please. I know I have bad grammar and spelling. That's why I dropped out of law school. You can also check out my journal if you want more of the same "insight".

Just for fun - Reason to fill out your entire profile: see below

dividebyfive909 ---> JennyKameya
Title: fake
Is this another BS profile?

JennyKameya --->dividebyfive909
ya, so don't reply.

dividebyfive909 ---> JennyKameya
awesome, maybe a tree will fall on you today. mmkthanksbye 

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