OOHHH #OkCupid ...

I just don't even know ...

Oh good lord, i dont even know where to start.

THIRTY MILES AWAY?!?!?!!? Okay, in LA we don't judge things by miles. You judge it by minutes. My first commute in LA was only 5 miles yet it took me at least a half hour every day to get in to work. Get it?

Secondly, could this sound ANNNYYYY more generic!!!?!?!?!

Also your = posessive.

you're = contraction

YOU'RE a nerd. I'm not usually a stickler on those kinda things, because lord only knows there are sooo many typos on this blessed little website. But for REALSS!!!!?!?!?

If you're going to drop a note to someone on a dating site, please for the love of all things holy - don't cut and paste. We're not a one stop shop. I've been responding to every email on OKCupid, but COME ON mann!!! At least put SOME effort when you're contacting a chick. First impressions are everything, and this one ... #Facepalm