I love me some @ChelseaLately

 SOOO!! I have a mild, slightly unhealthy obsession for all things Chelsea Handler. For reals, if she were a lesbian and I were a transvestite who underwent gender reassignment, we'd totally be knocking hooker heels.

OOOHHH lorrddyyy that's a knee slapper!

and oh yeah ... dont forget to follow Lindsay's adventures in jail @Lindsayinjail

You won't be disappointed!! Or maybe you will, but it's totally cool - I'll just go to therapy for 6 months, and I'll totally be better ... right? Will you love me then?? Wait, am I still typing ?? Stop it!!!! ....