Screaming Girl Outside
Currently, my assumabliy drunk neighbor is screaming into her phone and at life in general I guess. Apparently, from what I can tell was she came home and locked herself out of her house. This is quite possibly her fault. Yet, she has been on the phone with at least three people because the very loud comments range from a starting conversation of a few kind words to a top of her lungs screaming fit by the end of her call. Where i can only assume the person who was rudely awakened in the middle of the night has hung up on her. Last exceptionally loud comment was, "Well F***, Why do I bother getting up in the morning." I have no idea what this means but it was followed by a crash of glass. At that point i figured she had managed to break into her own house. Not so by the remarks streaming through my window. Now it seems she's out of a window and still can't get into her house. Classic drunk mistake to break a window where you can't unlock the door. Now i live in a pretty decent neighborhood and if I can hear her very shrill screams I can only imagine others have heard them too. I don't mind so much as I tend to stay up till 4 every morning anyway. I can't comment on the rest of my neighborhood whom from the looks of the lights off are all sound asleep. Or at least they were. What possible conclusion could go through this girls head as to the later results of screaming insistently at the top of her lungs will get her. I at one point went out for a smoke and offered to help. She sharply ignored me and went on screaming into her phone. So much for the good Samaritan attempt. So that's what's happening in my life at the moment. Back to working on these two papers for class. This is really fun considering I just finished playing a drinking game with friends where we drink every time they say Bob or Baby steps in the wonderful movie, "What about Bob!" This has been another moment in the life of a saint.
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