#OkCupid: What a douchey McDouche

Looky, looky the email I just got on okcupid ...

 

 

TNTML has 26 content providers. Some blog, some ustream, some vlog, some provide music, others just assist behind the scenes in unapologetic awesomeness. I understand verbiage is so important to men ... however, WTF?! 5K uniques ... umm we hit that in December el duderino when the site was barely 30 days old. At least if you're going to hit below the nerdy belt at least make it a good enough shot and not something so laughable.

 

I'm over having to defend myself, however I also understand this is the nature of the beast. A nerdy little chick with ideas who came out of NOWHERE and in 6 months made internet history out of celebrating awesomeness and all things nerd does sound a bit far fetched. But that's the gnarliest thing about this el duderino - I've documented everything in real time *score 1 for being smart! YESSSS!!!* Also step up your research el so-called-nerderino, I'm Buddhist. I don't cheat, steal, or lie - people just pay me to live. It's awesome, and anyone can do it ... this site started as a portfolio, and turned into a revolution. It is also a very small piece of something a lot bigger that I am not yet at liberty to discuss.

 

However, if you want to step up your nerd game and come look me 4 eyes to 4 eyes ... I'll gladly do so. But first, you can check things out with some of the biz peeps.

 

Legal Representation: "Dave Feldman" of Bloom Hergott Diemer Rosenthal LaViolette Feldman Schenkman & Goodman, LLP

 

Manager: Charles Skouras ... of the Skouras family ... *insert wiki* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spyros_Skouras

 

And lastly, the only client I still consult for: Bertram Van Munster ... aka this dude.

 

Cool ... we good now? I know it's shocking that a female could actually be good on the interwebz ... but don't worry, if you ever get close to guessing our uniques and page views - I'll totally give you a job!

 

#KTHXBYE

 

 

 

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