What not to do on #OKCupid

Looky, looky, at the email I just got on okcupid ...

Okay, normally I'm sure the majority of chicks would be totally down for this kinda cutsey courting. But, I CLEARRLLYY state in my profile that I am BIG on cutting to the chase. This ... totally not cutting to the chase.

I've been getting a lot of emails. In fact, I've hit this number in 24 hours ...

I don't say that to brag ... but THAT is why I ask peeps to cut to the chase. I'm responding to almost every email ... and frankly, I just don't care that once there was a boy at a carnival.

Sorry el nerderino ... no dice! Grow a pair, and ask me something engaging other than creating a story I have nor the time or energy to finish.