Today in History
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @maniacalmorgan
1320 Count Louis of Nevers marries the 8-year old daughter of Philips V. Oh Chris Hansen, where were you then?
1730 States of Holland put the death penalty on "sodomy." I guess there is such thing as too much ass-play.
1846 Mormons found the 1st English settlement in California. Horray for polygamy.
1904 Camille Jenatzy sets world auto speed record at 65.79 MPH. That's unimpressive.
1944 US invasion of Guam during WWII. Semper Fi.
1969 Neil Armstrong sets foot on the moon at 2:56:15 AM, GMT. Well, supposedly.
1980 Jean-Claude Droyer climbs Eiffel Tower in 2 hours 18 minutes. My question is why?
Happy Birthday!
Josh Hartnett is 32.
Jon Lovitz is 53. Is it me, or is he really really really creepy? Like creepy Uncle that isn't allowed near the kids, creepy?
Robin Williams is 59. Nanu nanu.