Purrfect Problem
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @SaintPepsi
Say guys here's a quick heads up. Women are much like cats. So if you're a dog person I would say look towards the fellas, lets face it we men have always acted like love sick puppies. I say this in that ladies prowl for a purrfect mate, setting sometimes impossible standards. They will give and crave attention when they want it and in their time. Leaving you sometimes in need of arms to hold you or a soft embrace to let you know it will all be alright. They will ponce on you with desire; a flame in their eyes. Seeking only carnal fulfillment in the moment. Tell them it has to be just a minute because of any number of logical reasons. You're in the middle of a raid, your mother just put out the turkey for thanksgiving, or you're driving in a blizzard. These all fall to the floor as unsatisfying responses to her demonstrated lust. So the moment we have time we rush to her side eager to partake in what ever mischief they had planned earlier. Sadly, the moment for them has passed, now they are 20 pages deep in a new book and comfy under the covers. You snuggle up eager to re-ignite the now lost passion. They push you away and comment, “Hey, I'm reading NOW!” Then look at you just long enough that you know you missed your chance.
They mold us to their whim with subtle requests and statements meant to incite action. I'm cold = I need a blanket, I'm thirsty = I need a drink, It's too bright in here = turn off the lights. With each of this observations made out loud we spring into action to deliver the assumed results we expect them to crave. A sly smile stretched across the girls face. Knowing these verbal lures caught exactly what they wanted. Truly, we are powerless against such an onslaught of subtle hints, phrases, and actions. To often we are left pondering if we even did the right thing based on her response. You can drive us crazy with the wonderment of quips and phrases. Mulling it over in our heads as she snuggles close in bed, gets too hot springs away from you, gets to cold and immediately rips the sheets off your now chilling body. I guess that's the mystery and intrigue we come to love in these mystical muses. Feline in nature their sleek coat appeals to our eyes, their intoxicating perfume sweeps through a room before you even know they are there. Legs sweeping gracefully too and fro like a tail just catching the corner of our eye. We have no power to stop our heads from turning and just like that, we adore you. The purrfect puzzle with no ending in site and no conclusion to be had. We always seem just out of reach of the purrfect result. As they always keep us wanting and waiting. A life we gladly love leading even if it is confusing as all hell.
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