And now, a word from Sheldon...
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's Check Mate: Nate Rushton
"Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch! Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid? I'm just inferring that this is a couch, because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale!"
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