An Open Post to Jay Baruchel aka My Future Baby Daddy

Jul 19

*waves* Hi Jay Baruchel,

my name is @JenFriel. I just have to tell you, after seeing Fanboys again today, it is official - I have a MAJOR crush on you.

No really, I've already devoted an entire notebook to little hearts with Jen and Jay Baruchel in them! It's adorable.

See ... this is adorable.

Upon conducting the image search for this post, look what came up as the FIRST result ...

If this isn't a sign ... may @God just strike me dead!!!

Jay Baruchel, will you marry me? I'm totally being serious. Okay, okay, maybe I am moving a bit too fast in my head. How about a date? That can't be too much to ask for, right?

For starters, we have a mutual friend on Facebook - your Fanboys director @Kyle_Newman.

Already friends with your friends ... dude, that's HOT!

You speak French fluently ... I am fluent in French kissing.

You have a red maple leaf tattoo on your heart. I have a tattoo on each wrist (love on my right, and an enso on my left). We're total rockstar bad asses. That is muy, muy, muy caliente.

We're both super busy, but I can juggle my google calendar like I juggle warm salty balls. (oh yes, I went there.)

Our children would not only be really, really, really, ridiculously good looking - but crazy super smart as you and I are both supremely nerdy folk. (I feel like that one was just obvious ... but you'll also have to pardon the lack of creativity in the post. I am on a 30 day #BJDiet. Yes, you read that right ... #BJDiet.)

I'm a lady in the street but a total freak in the bed. This is me at the Playboy Mansion ... and yes, this came from my personal collection.

See Jay, when you LOVE what you do for work - that excitement totally runs through your entire body.

Your ENTIREEEEE body. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Anywhahoodle Jay, I really dig you, and would love to be mentally stimulated by your nerdiness in person. Although I have to admit that I am sad that you do not have a twitter account (sad face). I will chalk that up to an issue you have with brevity.

Feel free to email me: JenFriel@TalkNerdyToMeLover.com

Facebook my butt: Facebook.com/JenFriel

ORRRR!! If you feel so inclined to CREATE a twitter account ... my handle is @JenFriel

Either way, future baby daddy - I look forward to the many attempts at procreating the nerdy universe.

Jen Baruchel