Local bon vivant fixes summer for men
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Let’s talk about the weather. I like it cold. In winter it’s relatively easy and fun to get comfortable and warm if you need to (step 1: remove clothes and get under blankets, step 2: find a partner to do the same, step 3: profit!), but in the summer, cooling down is impossible. The best anyone can do is turn up the AC and take off some clothes and just sort of lay there like a slug hoping it won’t be so muggy at night. That’s no way to live! Jordan Mizell at Talk Nerdy To Me Lover has provided a solution that I’m trying out right now.
Now this befuddles me most of all. For men have always sought after comfort. Boxer shorts easily worn round the house bunch up in any pair of pants if the legs are lifted too high. But had you been wearing a skirt that would have never been a problem. Skirts are not only airy but comfortable too, like wearing nothing at all. Not to mention there has always been something alluring about wearing skirts.
Just the way they flow over the legs leaving just the hint of things below. Girls may just find they are turned on by it as well. While we’re on the subject of getting noticed I doubt anything else would get you noticed faster than being a big ‘ol burly man in a black lace skirt. Comfortable, cool, and practical these are all things men has sought after in clothing sense the dawn of time. Look at the earliest pictures of cave dwellers with their tunics slung haphazardly over their shoulders.
They say the clothes make the man; wearing these things does make me feel free as Harriet Tubman. Bonus: it finally gives me an excuse to wear heels. My only problem is that every skirt I try out makes my ass look big. Why is it so hard to find things in my size?
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