#BJDiet has begun!!!
On July 12, 2010 at 8pm, I began another one of my wacky marketing ploys. Yes, ladies and germs for the next 30 days I will be consuming only beef jerky. We are calling it the #BJDIET! Yes, this is a high protein BJ diet.
*snicker snicker*
This actually has very little to do with weight loss (although I know I'm going to lose an absurd amount of weight just due to the fact that Jed's Jerky the only type of jerky I will be consuming is really low cal at less than 300 calories for an entire pack), and more to do with the fact that I wanted someone to buy my groceries for the next 30 days.
SCORE JED'S JERKY!!!
My goal is to eat 4 packs a day to maintain at least 1200 calories. Which yes I know is low, but I'm not quite sure if my jaw can handle more than 4 packs of the chewy wonder in a day.
To balance out the diet however, I called in a favor to our friends over at Skinny Water whose vitamin enriched deliciousness is just SO DARN GOOD!!!
They just hooked a sistah up with SIX FREAKING CASES of water - which will DEFINITELY come in handy considering that the sodium levels in jerky make you very, very, thirsty!
Dude, thirst quenching, calorie free, and vitamin enriched??? SAY IT AIN'T SO SKINNY WATER!!
SAY.
IT.
AIN'T.
SO.
So there ya go!! TNTML's Morgan and I tried some last night on our way down to @platinumevent fanchy schmancy shin dig.
... and OMGGGGG IT WAS GOOODDDD!!!!!!
For the record, that's GOOD, not god. Because we over here at TNTML would never, ever, be sacrilegious.
*pff*
Hollywood Jesus is TOTALLY my homeboy!
I can at least say however, that my energy is feeling a wee bit lower than usual - and whooah nelly I'm REALLY glad I'm not dating anyone after that spicy beef jerky, because some of this is just obscene ... if you know what I mean ... rawrrrrrr *wink wink nudge nudge*
I can say this ... day 1 has been interesting.
Thanks again Jed's Jerky!!! =)
PS. I totally have no idea if you can die from something like this, but if I start seeing light in a tunnel, and some freaky dude in a cape - I totally promise to hop on Ustream!!! =)
