And now, a word from Sheldon...

 #TalkNerdyToMeLover's Check Mate: Nate Rushton

Wolowitz: Okay, what if I were to tell you, tomorrow at 4:30, you could meet a woman who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate?

Sheldon: I would snort with derision and throw my arms in the air, exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.

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