#DontBeThatDude: The Creeper
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @saintpepsi
On the menu for today's tips is the crazy creeper. Something to shy away from and not excel at. Sadly, nerds usually fall into the category of creeper. It's not our fault really. It's hard to know what actions prove to be to much for a girl and end up being a turn off. So I'll illuminate a few. As we all usually mean well and just end up up going way over board.
So she gave you a few moments at the local bar. Your friend Matt introduced you to her and let's just say you felt the conversation was a hit. Little did you notice her eye rolls, wayward glances at friends for a needed save, or the inflections of tones in her voice signifying a hopeful end to your conversation. You were all to enamored with the spell binding goddess in front of you to care about those details. So imagine your surprise when she doesn't add you as a friend on facebook. Especially, after you checked out who she was through all of your friends, read three months of her back history wall posts and sent her several messages all with witty quips and goofy attempts to flirt. She should be madly in love with you now, right? Well here's one of those delightful moment's where you went way over board. It actually happens more often than you realize.
A girl likes to be pursued, sure. However, no girl really wants to be hunted. Photoshopping your head into pictures of her and her X, sending her lavish gifts, becoming guy kryptonite by always running up and making sure no other guy gets a word in edgewise and showing up at her job with flowers. Yeah, these are things that land you the title creeper. Sadly, few movies offer you a decent way to court girls. Twilight for example... would have you believe that acting repulsed by the girl, telling her she smells bad, avoiding her only to be found in her room watching her sleep, and then threatening to kill her are all means of getting the girl. These are all wrong and should never be tried on any girl for fear police might be called.
So we fall back on comic book movies and assume our great power will never allow us to ever get close to any girl really so why bother. Wait a minute what about spider man! Geek boy turned superhero and landed three gorgeous girls. Only one of which was because of his power that being black cat. Once again these came with confidence and the determination that he would not geek out on them. Sure he had confidence because he has super powers you say. That may be true, but whom among you doesn't hold some amount of amazing attributes. The ability to remember all the rules from every incarnation of Dungeons and Dragons, A mastery of the pen in either poem or art. A passion for photography of creepy crawly critters. All these can be turned to ways to properly woo a woman. For instance using your amazing ability to remember; to well remember important dates and times you have had with someone, Poems and art need little explanation, and photography just tweak your profile a bit and add flowers and artistic captures of natural beauty. Could lead to such promising lines as, “that sunset was breathtaking, but it is dwarfed by the first moment I saw you.” Hoping to god she doesn't remember the first moment as her nearly hitting you as she projectile vomited like that girl from the exorcist off a porch after to many jager bombs at a party your friend dragged you too.