Things Men Say That Ruin A First Date ...

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's Awesome Applesauce: Charles Quevedo

Dating is like a job interview at times.  In 2 hours or so, you can discover if your date is somebody you want to see MORE of ... or if he is somebody you want to ditch before dessert is ordered.

Ladies, have you even been out on a "first date" with a guy and he says something so inappropriate that you want to make an excuse to go to the restroom just so that you can sneak out the back door?

This is the "date from hell"!

Ladies, if you ever hear the following words coming out from a guy's mouth during your first date with him, take them as "warning signs" and start looking for the nearest exit fast: 

1) What alcoholic drink gets you drunk the fastest?  We'll order a "double" of whatever does.

2) I brought a box of condoms.  Is that enough or should I go buy another box?

3) We can't go back to my house.  My room is right next to my Mom's and she complains when she hears me having loud sex.  We'll go to your place tonight.

4) When you see me naked later, don't freak out when you see that weird "growth" on my body.  I rubbed some cream on it this morning and it should disappear in a week.

5) You don't mind if I'm already wearing a condom, do you?  I was so excited, I just couldn't wait.

6) Do you think your Mom will be joining us later?  I always wanted a threesome.

7) Can you pay for dinner?  I spent all my money on that stripper last night.

8) Can we make this date quick?  The cops have an "All Points Bulletin" on me.

9) Can you turn your head for 5 seconds so that I slip this drug into your drink?

10) I can't drink tonight.  My therapist doesn't want me mixing alcohol and my "anti-psychotic" meds together.

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