Geeky guide to meeting a girl!
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @saintpepsi
Finding it hard to get the girl you want. Single or not; stop walking on egg shells around girls. They aren't some alien species and even if they are Kirk would take the chance, so why won't you. I find most nerds pick a girl with a prick boyfriend. I mean how can you get denied if she can't say yes or no. So you befriend her and hope the guy will eventually not pan out. This actually never works! Stop waiting for the true love you assume is there and start looking for the one that could be there. Even if they do break up you become the awkward rebound sex. That is not the memory you want any girl to have of you. If you get that far in the first place. Next horrible mistake. Picking girls that are so emotionally broken that they come to depend on you always being there as their BFF and catering to every whim or emotional catastrophe. I feel this one needs less explaining; why it's a bad choice. So I say go to a bar or social venue. I realize bars can be scary and full of stuff that will spill on your laptop. These are the social meeting grounds. You should pick a bar where the group of people are the sort you can find similarities with. Not all bars or clubs cater to only the young, bold, and blonde. I frequent a bar filled with aging hipsters and the socially unexceptional at most of your dance clubs. Girls that wear clothes and not underwear trying to claim to be clothes. Where we listen to ridiculously weird music and enjoy the fellowship of a good conversation over the bump and grind of booty to crouch ratio. Plus, the lights are dim which give those of use with an ugly mug a chance at getting a girl interested in us and not our features. Fugz give me a Hell YEAH! Places like this where social norms aren't doing tequila shots out of some over tanned belly button. Find your venue! Next find a girl that isn't with another guy or crying in a corner. Good signs that they might be available. Starting conversations is where too many of us fail horribly. With awful pick up lines or corny starter lines acquired from romantic comedies. Sadly, most of use nerds take our cue from movie lines. Let me tell ya fellow nerds, Girls watch movies too. They know what lines we use and where they come from. Unless you use some obscure syfy line from like Farscape or BSG. Once you manage to start said conversation the rest is all you. Don't try to be macho and don't interrupt the girl. Listen and see what random tangents you can make from her conversation and wait to use them after a pause in conversation. Now as nerds we seldom have the macho bravado to sell the assumption we are some one we are not. So trying to act like anyone but yourself is right out the window. Be yourself, if she's not into that say thanks for the time and move on. Don't get hung up or discouraged. Look at the Mormon's sure they get 50 doors slammed in their face everyday, but if one says yes then they have an in. Play the ratio math nerds. Why do you think those hunky douchbags always seem to get the girl. It's not because of their striking abs. Those help. Or their winning personality. It's usually because they asked like 15 other girls that night. They played the odds so can you. You just need to muster up that confidence. Lastly, Have confidence! That's the greatest attractor to the fairer sex. They don't want the shy guy who stumbles over their words. They want the guy who knows what they want and you know what you want. So aim for it like Link on Wii's Twilight princess pull back your reservations and shoot for the goal.
Jordan (saintpepsi) Mizell
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Editor's note ... the timing of this post is PRICELESS considering this was my last post ... bwahahah!
and for the record ... "nerds are a product of a genetic predisposition, geeks are raised." - TNTML