A Hot Nerd's #Randomblings

The following is a stream of consciousness from #TalkNerdyToMeLover's very own Ashley Hans ...

often people say I am much too random.  often people say I ramble too much.

random ramblings.  randomblings. 

random ramblings are randomblings that ramble randomly.

for example:

if randomblings were currency i’d have so much randombling-bling i’d be locked up and akonvicted of manslaughter ‘cuz i’d make lil wayne diemond with envy and i realize to some people becoming a murderinc.er would be reaching the lowest of all j.los but not to me ‘cuz i’d be richer than 504 cash money millionaires combined and anyway if i was a rich girl i wouldn’t vanessa carlton what na na na na na na na na na na na nahbody thought ‘bout me when irv already gotti’d everything i’ve never wanted which i ‘sup hoes is reasonless enough to be juvenile and not keep anything under raps and boastfully hip-hop hooray around the jail cell with t.i. as i became mystikal enough to ja rule the entire underworld.

and driveby the way for what my tupac cents are worthless i recognize at times i kanye be so heartless and it’s vanilla ice ice cold to admit baby but i gots no shame to my game so i’m not kid cudi’n you when i say i may be jay-z in the head and i don't know what you heard about me but to be such a p-i-m-p would make me happy enough to p.diddy my pants and therefore i’d rather be morally bankrupt than actual bankrupt and i think m.c.body i know would agree.

 it’s slammer time.

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