Worst. Spam. Ever.

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's According to Adam

So, this just arrived in my Junk Mail folder...

Look, it's bad enough that someone is sending me junk mail about Justin Bieber concerts, since I'm on the record as being mystified by the Bieber, but {{first_name}}?! Really?!

Whoever sent this to me (and, no, I don't know, since I already bounced it), it's 2010. In this age of targeted Facebook ads and viral Twitter campaigns, surely you can do better than this. Or, ya know, at least remember to use Mail Merge before sending out your spam.

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