GOOD NEWS!! I'm not in jail!

I haven't been arrested yet for totally missing out on jury duty last week!!! Yeah ... COMPLETELY forgot. Like, not even the moment of panic when you're a half hour late, kinda thing. Just didn't care ... Was genuinely stoked to serve and kick some bad dude's butt ... but alas, didn't even remember to call. I think now I'm on the lamb (hehehe ok, ok, lam)!!! I don't really know what that means ... but it sounds uber hot and nerdy!!!!

I have a feeling a nasty "you've been a bad citizen" letter is in my future. And if so, Uncle Sam ... I am totally ready for my spanking. Rawwrrrrrrrr!!! #NerdsUnite