DM #Spammy McSpamster!!!

AHHHHHHHH!!!! I CANNOT STAND DM SPAM!!!!!! No really ... if you have one of those auto-DMer things set, please for the love of all things holy - TURN. IT. OFF.

I rarely even check DMs as 99.999999% of it ends up being spam.

A message like this ...

makes me want to do this ...

mmmmm ... mustard on spam ... *drool*