Dear LA Court System ...

I COMPLETELY forgot I had jury duty last week. I was a little busy tending to family matters back east - and was very out of it.

I am hoping this is some sort of digital alibi that should I be arrested I can refer to while I'm sitting next to Bubba in prison. I was genuinely looking forward to serving justice nerdy style, and would love another chance to kick some bad guy's butt!!!

If you wouldn't mind, can we please reschedule a new date? I would so greatly appreciate it.

I'm sure jail would suck ... even IF it is an epic Foursquare check-in ... baahhhhh