#Sheer Awesomeness: The Unattended Fork Lift

SOO!! I went for a walk to Coffee Bean ... and looky looky what I found.

YES!!! an unattended fork lift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then I got a little closer and saw this ...

SOO!!! I can't drive it if I am under 18 ... but what about if I'm OVER 18?! (When I say over 18 clearly I am referring to physical age, not intellectual.)

DUDE!!! This thing was just BEGGING FOR A JOYRIDE!!!

But alas ... I exercised a moment of restraint ... however, my imagination still ran wild ...

Thanks random fork lift!! You are definitely unapologetically awesome!!!

PS. Why is Coffee Bean listed as an arcade?! Note to self: change immediately.