It's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

oh good lord ... I knew Alan from the Hangover aka Zach Gilifianakis (try saying that 3 times fast ...) was a funny mofo. But really, THIS FUNNY?!?! Dude, I was dying last night when I watched his monologue!! He single handedly made this show relevant again for 61 minutes. Not too shabby ...

Ohhh goodness ...