Endless One Liners, by David Caruso
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!! This man cracks me up ... ohhh David Caruso!! Why don't you host the evening news?? You could tell us all about how the world is falling apart with long ... dramatic ... pauses. I'd totally watch!
RUH ROH!!! ... look who's back ...WATCH ... OUT ...
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