Bing Advertising #Fail?

I keep seeing ads for Bing on TV, and radio ... if Bing was so awesome wouldn't people be talking about it, and spreading the word about it virally? Why the hell are they using the old school way of advertising?!

We are techies!! We LOVE upgrades!!! Give us something to upgrade to Bing! Let your awesome platform do all the marketing for you!!! Will work a whole hell of a lot better el duderinos ...

The Bing platform is a bit blah - although the commercials are pretty hilarious. Guys, I gotta admit tho ... it's just not working. I've never even entertained the thought of using Bing.

Am I being too harsh?!? I just don't get it?! Do you use Bing? If so, WHY?!

PS. WTF happened to Google Caffeine btw? Aren't we supposed to have a faster internet by now?!