And now, a sample from Santa's #reject pile

I'm friends on Facebook with this big wig at a record label, and he posts some of the stuff that is sent to him. Little does he know, that it makes my life. Like for example, this beaaauuttiifuulllll gemmy gem gem. I don't really know what to do with it, so I'm just going to place it riiiigghhhhttttt here, and let you all find the play button.

"One day I was walking down the street, then I saw a big box of chocolate. When I grab it up, people are chasing me. You know why?" "Why?" "Because its Christmas."

Really ... Really ... Really?