#LostAndFound - $1,000,000 lady
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard
Hahahaha! Love this kind of thing! This is a real classified ad in one of our local Nickel paper, the one that only does classifieds. So funny, and cute cute cute. I hope they find each other, and I hope he isn't a serial killer....
LOST: $1,000,000 LADY at Lowe’s, 11/14, Sunday pm. You were buying a faucet. My I.Q. is 180, but I am a little slow, about some things. I am a nativew and nice. I interview pretty good. I know this will find you. 6’3” Mike S. Call me, okay?
He leaves his number and everything. Aaaaah...I want a classified for me! Except, wait, who reads the newspaper anymore?
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