#Porn: There is an audience for everything ...

Dec 4

I am of the strictest belief that whatever tickles someone's pickle is their own thing. Frankly, I couldn't care less. If you can beat off at the sight of a cuticle hanging from someone's left thumb - more power to you. Sex is great ... masturbation is great. Keeps people sane, sex is a biological need.

That being said ... a friend of mine from NY sent this to me last night, and I was literally in tears.

There is something called Pterodactyl Porn.

Remember the Pterosaur from middle school? Here's a Wiki refresher ...

Pterosaurs (pronounced /ˈtɛrəsɔr/, from the Greek πτερόσαυρος, pterosauros, meaning "winged lizard", often referred to as pterodactyls, from the Greek πτεροδάκτυλος, pterodaktulos, meaning "winged finger" /ˌtɛrəˈdæktɨl/) were flying reptiles of the clade or order Pterosauria. They existed from the late Triassic to the end of the Cretaceous Period (220 to 65.5 million years ago). Pterosaurs are the earliest vertebrates known to have evolved powered flight. Their wings were formed by a membrane of skin, muscle, and other tissues stretching from the legs to a dramatically lengthened fourth finger. Early species had long, fully-toothed jaws and long tails, while later forms had a highly reduced tail, and some lacked teeth. Many sported furry coats made up of hair-like filaments known as pycnofibres, which covered their bodies and parts of their wings. Pterosaurs spanned a wide range of adult sizes, from the very small Nemicolopterus to the largest known flying creatures of all time, including Quetzalcoatlus and Hatzegopteryx.^[1]^[2]^[3]

Pterosaurs are sometimes referred to in the popular media as dinosaurs, but this is incorrect. The term "dinosaur" is properly restricted to a certain group of terrestrial reptiles with a unique upright stance (superorder Dinosauria, which includes birds), and therefore excludes the pterosaurs, as well as the various groups of extinct marine reptiles, such as ichthyosaurs, plesiosaurs, and mosasaurs.

Yep. This is happening ... wanna see it? It's CLEARLY NSFW!!! Click here to watch. Dude, the puppet at the end? Really ... really?? That is happening.

I won't ask how my friend knew about this ... god bless the internet!! HAHAHAHA!!