#NaughtyMommy Happenings - Potty Training

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

Potty training your kids is this weird mixed bag of issues.  It's a great thing to do, and it's exciting because diapers are the grossest most expensive things EVER.  And not having to deal with them is AMAZAZAZAZING.  But potty training also means that your little baby isn't a baby anymore, and is actually a kid.  Sad face.  It's also hard work.  Like way hard, especially for boys (as I am finding).  I have wood floors, so I have it a little easier than people with carpet - if they pee on the floor, meh, whatever.  But today my son totally peed on my shoes!  Ewwww.  At least I wasn't wearing them, but I was definitely right next to them and got some splashage.  Ugh.

Here's the weird thing about my son - he is an emotional pee-er.  He does really great with holding it and all that until his sister makes him cry.  Then he just pees everywhere.  What the frick is up with that?  Seriously, as I am writing this, he tripped, started crying, then came over and peed on my effing feet again!  WHAT A WEIRDO!

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