#TipsForDudes: Flowers

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

 

Never buy carnations for your lady.  While the gesture of buying flowers should be enough, and certainly is commendable, the only thing worse than buying a boquet of carnations for someone is buying a boquet of baby's breath.  Carnations make women feel cheap, and second best.  Remember in middle school when you could buy a carnation for your valentine for $.50?  So do we.

So unless your ladyfriend tells you specifically, and more than once, that she loves carnations, go for something else. Daisies, lillies and tulips are beautiful and don't carry the stigma of roses. 

CARNATIONS = COCK BLOCK

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