David Hasselhoff is following me on #Twitter?

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

Here's the thing.  I totally say I'm a big deal all the time.  Because I am.  In a major way.  And now I have proof:

WHAT?!?!?!?!  No, wait, WHAT???!?!?!?!!  I have 66 followers.  One of those people is @DavidHasselhoff.  And it appears to me that he is in control of his Twitter, too.  And he follows a bunch of people, but when he started following me I was one of 6,300, so like 1/10th of the people that follow him.  Which I totally wasn't before he followed me (sorry, Hoff).  Now I'm dying to know how he found me.  And if agrees that I'm a big deal. 

Dear @DavidHasselhoff: My maiden name is Hatzenbuehler.  No joke.  So we are practically related, right?  Aren't all Germans connected?  Is that why you are my new bff?  Whatever the reason, hi!  Loved you in Dodgeball!

Um, yeah.  That's my story.  I'll probably go and scream into a pillow now before I float around the house spreading the stench of superiority.

 

See for yourself: @JenSquard

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