Dear #Gwyneth, Forget you!!!
Alrite, just got done watching Glee.
Cue @GoMiso checkin …
So Ms. Gwenny Gwen Gwyneth Paltrow is the guest of honor this week, and good lord - she sucked.
No really … she plays the cool hip substitute spanish teacher as Will Schuester is out sick. The only problem is, Gwyneth is the least coolest person on the planet.
I swear, you would think being married to the nerd god, Chris Martin would be enough. OOHHH NO!!! There is something about this woman that just irks me beyond comprehension. I think it's the tension in between her eyes, or just this overall air of insecurity and self awareness that just breathes across the screen and permeates my soul.
It's like she either needs to get laid really really badly, or has yet to remove the 12" rod from her ass. Not sure which. I don't hate her acting, but something about this chick personally just makes me wanna slap her. And not like in the fun, lemme take you out back and slap you around for a bit … cause that would be hot … oh no this is the, I just genuinely do not like you, get out of my favorite TV show, kind of dislike.
And dude, I like everyone!
I just really feel like Ryan Murphy and co are really cheapening their brand by whoring themselves out to marginally talented celebrities who want to come on to make themselves slightly relevant for a moment in order to promote their upcoming projects. *cough Country Strong cough* For reals, Gwyneth can barely sing. Yet, she had what, 3 songs tonight?!?! REALLY?!?! REALLY!?!?!!?
The kids are the stars - so let them shine. Develop the characters, and let their stories be told. This episode sucked, and did nothing for the overall character or story development of the series as a whole.
Way to go. I actually watched this on on TV too. Well, it was TiVo, and I only watched it on here cause the internet is currently down. Yep, writing this on a text document that I will cut and paste in the morning. Fabulous isn't it?
Stupid Comcast with their data restrictions. Do they not understand how much data a house full of nerds can consume. BAH!
Either way ... Gwyneth, please don't come back. In fact, I'd like to wipe the memory of you from my existence entirely. FORGET YOU!!!!
