Fun with #OkCupid: Sucks to be you
Looky looky the email I just got on OkCupid ...
HAHAHA For REALS?!?! Sucks to be you! That shit is loonnnngggggg unlike your penis.
Just kidding. I totally wouldn't ever have sex with you. Dude, can't handle a little bit of pain? Clearly not my kinda guy. For reals, nerds are a tough breed. Gotta be prepared to step up to that plate, beyotch!