#DUI: No sir, I was not drinking this evening

Literally 5 minutes into @bryceless' party this evening, the cops were called. This chickie was pulled over on suspicion of driving drunk. I've honestly never seen a DUI test before actually being executed. While everyone went back into the bar, I literally stood and watched. I was fortunately on the cafe's property, but it was pretty high-larious. After 10 minutes, the cop asked me what I was doing. I said, watching. He said, if this was you - would you want an audience? I said, it has nothing to do with this woman and everything to do with curiosity. I wasn't doing anything illegal, so I watched for 5 more minutes. It was actually pretty funny, the woman was pretty wasted, even though she started her test off with "I don't drink!!" Famous. Last. Words.