Walking, Talking, Punch line

I have had a lot of encounters with a lot of people in Hollywood over the years, and although I don't think I would consider this person a "celebrity," never in my life have I seen anything like this.

I was walking into the after party for John Legend's concert last night (which was AMAZING! He and Stevie Wonder performed a duet ... insane!!) and as I was walking in, I literally went chest to chest with Dean McDermott. Don't know who he is? Yeah the rest of the world doesn't either ...

He is the guy who married Tori Spelling and is starring in that God awful reality show "Tori and Dean." Mind you, I am never the kind of person to ever, EVER tear a person down ... but MAN this guy has is coming.

When our eyes met, I said "wow!"
Not because I made eye contact with the terd, but because I was still shocked about what has just transpired with Stevie Wonder and John Legend.
He smiled (clearly very excited to have one person out of the 100,000 at the conference recognize him) and said, "I know."
I stopped him, and said "excuse me? You know what?"
He then looked a bit disturbed.
I said "oh wow, you mean like what just happened with Stevie Wonder?"
He then shot me a look of "doesn't she know who I am" unlike nothing I have ever seen before.
He took a few steps forward and looked back to see if I was still staring (which of course I was, but not because I was in "awe," but because his mohawk was sincerely the ugliest thing I have ever seen ...).

I swear to you, when he smiled at me, it was like in the movies where you hear that "ding" sound effect and a flash of light. The man is a walking, talking punch line. I have never felt sorry for Tori Spelling in my entire life, but MAN this guy sincerely needs a wake up call.

I now realize why I get so excited about my tech celebs; they have at least 1MB of talent. AHH!!