iPad ... um, really??

Rumors are flying around cyberspace that Apple's latest and greatest tech toy could be called the iPad.
iPad, really Apple?

Every time I hear the word "pad" I think of one thing ... (men, avert the eyes). Yes, you got it - the pads of the maxi variety. iPad reminds me of some creepy 70s commercial with a giant maxi pad dancing around touting it's lock-in-moisture core. Ewe, periods and tech toys just do not sound like a good time. iPad - please for the love of God, NO!!!

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