Paranoia, paranoia, everybody REALLY IS out to get me!

I was getting my caffeine fix this afternoon at 7-11, and this woman ran up to me and while she was an inch away from my face started asking over and over if I had followed her there?

She was clearly on something, however it took an enormous amount of restraint to not respond with WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY SHIP?! As I flapped my arms up and down and ran around the store.